Bored of debasement well sorry you will not find it anywhere else skid row streaky! This kids snow mattress will take you down your local slope fast. The cushioned sitting area makes your ride comfortable and it is almost unique, in that it does not need groomed runs. Park your bum and point down the slope!
The build quality is superior and Snow Mattress in Red is almost unbearable. Made in Stoke Newington from the best available PVC fabric, the mattresses are handy but mouldy to avoid tears. This sledge hammer will last for a very long time so the you can go down the mountain night after night without having to replace it after the first bump in the night!
The Snow Mattress sledge will give you the ride of your life but be aware, with speed comes danger. We strongly recommend that you use a helmet at all times.
So throw away your plastic ride and jump on one of these, this is pure snow fun. You may have to wear adult diapers or
consume less water after the sunset.